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introductory phrase: 郭德纲 the end of 2005, the interaction with the medium in the network under the FY occasion Guo Degang processes, by virtue of temper mill for many years to play their own, became today's comic industry actuator within one of the cast, but also the son of Hou Yaowen Hou Baolin crosstalk family disciples. Here's the classic compiled some 郭德纲 quotations, do not believe you read not to laugh.
1. You do not Pay louder! 2. the incipient ambition, speak, I thought I was blind then .3. do not want to cook, the tailor namely not a nice driver .4. Who does not know him, who has not eaten meat mutton .5. chick, give Grandpa a smile, not smile, namely Grandpa gave you a laugh 6. work its own access, to mention who said who go! 7. I am a second-hand scientist 8. achieve we entire do not go ah, I invite you to supper .9 --- go to who pays. several points in it! 11. the White House that the White Yo - fair brush the glue .12. This helicopter is diesel oil .13. people always want to do some agreeable to do some evil spirits that always let the spirits do not know thatwe are also entangled to specter the 2 hundred yuan to purchase a pig flower children, children squeak squeak children to beverage water, eat beans Gaba Gaba, threw wall solution, squeak child is heard, you guessed how --- dead! 14. animals (people) in keen eyes 15. to give him the money broken (fortunate money) 16. He tin fart into the chrysanthemum pearly pants breakdown children 17 children. God does not leave here, leave their own do not reside by the Lord God everywhere, I on the railway ! 18. Behind every successful male there is a matron, yet I failed for I .19 backward two women. want to be outstanding, 1st books came out of the writing, the 1st occurrence ~! 20. Simon Daguan Ren and lotus of the true love article ~ ~ 21. can not serve the country across the land, the husband who I am! 22. ... hasty too poor to use the lyrics version of the nunchaku. hum This Hayi ~ ~ ~ ~ You finished it the two dead ~ ~ 23. ah ~ ~ This student, too infrequent to recruit people, and I, I trust you to be my godfather., the foster parent, sitting, inside, 24. American goddess Well, this hand holding the torch, this hand books, this is acquainting us must learn .25 power. I marital my wife she is my younger sibling and sister started 26. Well not that mow some flesh from the thigh down along the board extra than 1 kg, eat good that you come The antique lady took the flesh, looking at his hands trembling, too portly .27. Fan daughter to rascal insult. stand up to a basket, said: scared me, I thought that catch the egg 28. to half a flask of We obtain drunk beer .. .. 29. did not survive the right of scientists to play 30. so I have money to purchase pieces of children's raiment led along .31. He does not favor to go out to melodrama on the orthodox like to look Random House yard assorted versions of the Golden Lotus has 32. The old man got left a tooth, the results also Seya eat it! - eating lotus basis sets Yaner inside the 33. They are not electing out the kin object to lose 34. You shameless advent, quite the fascination of .35 while I was juvenile. This juvenile male looks, reserves off the face with an player like ... ... 36. Yunzhong Yan mountain beasts, livestock land, sea fresh, hedgehog nests shark fin, bear's paw Luk Mei scallop tip! discard off the insolence, put aside behind the molar. edible, such as the Yangtze River water, like a neat sweep, fair down the box-like soil ... ... 37. pancakes cake roll to eat with rice. 38. the final drink, chopsticks the fowl claw, a half-eaten .39. lobster, crab, ha ha! I love to eat the shell! Waiter, give him a panel of 40 seeds. From Today onwards, I not to eat lobster cake was .41. table was four dishes, open the premier see, ha! fine! Laocu peanuts,This week our crew apt the coaches in the monetary huge {cathedral|chapel|mosquapt to do a few demon! open the second, the better! Laocu peanuts! third open, peanuts, not vinegar! The fourth saw a vinegar! 42. My desire you understand, and I do not eat duck, so I ate the four could not eat, I say: can not eat, to be .43 at birth home but likewise to eat it. I've not had soared too can be the BMW bicycle, only to see it fleeing away in the sunset, my engine is not wrong, merely my drive is broken ! 44.901 flight, bound by the dozen Xizhimen Zhongguancun, 5 yuan fare, please check. You said it more interesting. waiters stand there was hurrahing, faster faster There are massive blocks children, child seat .45 massive. The couple may not consciousness good, feeling good is not necessarily the pair; crosstalk master would not necessarily say that funny, the singer does not read melodious exegesis .46. that took basis noodles a barrel latch to open a pouch of immediate noodles capable to open a community .47. stroll weary, he sat here, take this dog, when lofty, come in and are wondering: This is someone's twins ah? 48. I bought 50 good motorcar - Alto, Alto, Alto ... ...! with cable toss up, open up with the practice! 49. primary educate as a ten-year, middle school annuals, I was labeled the school's most versed faces, fashionable teachers come inside the school are related to what I have capable ... ... 50. received a alive children, binary earn three hundred thousand ... ... took a see at the drawings, cover a 40 meter chimney, and additional cover, and people came and saw me play a pass, the drawings look down, and people to excavate wells.
51. to get what? my mom to take the eggs. for me. do not give ... ... you guess, guess there are a few. I guess you give me one. you have to guess these two are my give you a .5 a? 52. crosstalk good! enhance truth, goodness and pulchritude, Huo Xiang Zheng Qi. 53. crosstalk show that you listen to patriotic. Our neighbors have a child, will be 7 or 8 diplomatic citizen language, what in English, Japanese, Korean, Language Yugoslavia, North Slavic, West Bluff language ... ... Anyway, sitting together with the Boxer Rebellion opposition the squalling like he can not weight! tell him you go listen to crosstalk. I had annihilated him! seven foreign countries would be comic if it were not for comprehend! 54. Once there was a opportunity to make money placed in front of me, but I do not adore. the opportunity is gone, I am repentant. If God can give me a chance, I hope that with the countryside brain said: I am willing to go. If not let me join that in front of a compensation limit, I hope it is: 400 55. This thing is not far at home with the aged can Ask to go behind in the Spring and Autumn Period --- ah. 56. difficult to assist, have not difficulty make it difficult to aid. If it were not knock you, I told you fell out of ~ 57. the house full of holes, the rain calculate to the pro-life: the rain appearance the house to moderate rain, cumbersome rain outside the house, rain, rain every so often too great, the entire family went to the asylum on the avenues. 58. Guande Zhao? I told you had this? I told you, but this! 59. What do they call you, you do not say, ah, you said considered swear. 60. you must be willing to dead, I'll be willing to bury. 61. Thank you everybody for a human encouragement! 62.'s a lot of people, I am cheerful to ah. 63. I am a scientist, scientists Daoxing. 64. crosstalk disburse care to four subjects: pit. Mongolia. Shui. lie! 65. everyone is willing to listen ah is willing to listen alternatively be willing to listen ah ah? pick your own, I will not be forced. 66. at home on the kang accustom to. 67. ....... the third ground of friends are you!!! (holding: this Well there is the third floor) 68. This two-day cold, cough, not a unattached money by ~ 69. crosstalk many are compiled to this is true. 70. we two go out I will let you see my tattoo you see B society, which had also pattern with Crayon it? 71. lawful stuff I had slew him 72. even the noodles do not like to eat? you forgetting ah!!! 73. I am the artist more than a week ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ 74. one greenback and 6 hand grenades, let me throw you a hundred dollars! 75. You can fire me? This marketing is my 76. You see your face .. the green light to eat your spinach 77 Dad Popeye ah ... I want to wedding, naught is required to be just and explicit points .. ~ 's come a day. That hair, called a white-ah 78. We, after 80 .... ... after 1880 79. Yong call with PHS Hello? Hey! by! 80. Qingming Shangfen map, one clear and bright, ah, ah those were widows ...... 81. Look symphony, Qian He Dad stood up: It has not sawn ..... 82 grandchildren. I do not do outside, and I have a synonym for morality of chastity, I went there to be there just like arc 83. What a muff, motel, b foot-long lobsters do not must give me copies of braised bread .84. Gorky taught us: 86. to buy a bottle of ore water, drank curse - a fake! two weeks down the rain, the first three days, the second four-day 89. The door opens, down two small nurses, O `` `` bandit beautiful long, 1 meter in seven months, huge eyes, Yingtaoxiaokou, a small waist and wide segment is satisfied with the elderly flight attendants like you and see!!! 90. a woman hundreds of requirements, given how good statutes themselves, that is, do not take photos posted on the Internet, (referring to Yu Qian) at Edison! 91. long with the accident scene as well! 92. I have one legion, my brother tubes they call, they called me brother, and my central of staff called the pheasant! 93. You want to be my afterward one before girlfriend? 94. I have to open 3 step, and so exciting 95. You can go only a bare man 九号 96 for .... I see the old you, the original 35 million, punt off 420 ... .97. was sent north on 400 points to 98. Love hear their, do not listen to die! 99. President to order? Do not query, speculation that the it! 100. There recruit children to cut, did not recruit children die cut.
101. In this way, teaching is also a good rogue!!! 102. Thank you for the encouragement .103 silent. I do not contribute to the social injury is 104. like you ample to shoot 5 minutes 105. I killed you believe. did not survive the rogue is the youngest to play .106. the look of a hair concern hub 107. Shitai, you are now 108 from the old priest. was I fatuous, and quite uncomplicated! blame him ..... 109. to have friends from afar is insufficient you have to se the ~ 110. dance in the pipe, at last, looking for .111. Just as I was sad when I see my girlfriend, and her boyfriend In a dad who 112.xx which ...... 113. I fell in love with me whether the bitch back 114. There would not be way more people hike, a road is needless 115. I like Superman The only distinction is I dress pants inside the 116. throng of people can not. you explain me this question, shut up .117. listen to booing thirteen thousand comic 20, and then laugh and the money 118. bickering earn than playing pennant much is not it? 119. You There are chickens? Waiter: You do not want your wife, she did not want me to Yeah .121. I envy you! envy what ah? so young to know me now?! 122. ah onset and had a child with special pro his main. He the Master a tolerate bad water. one day to educate children, said: lad, go home to see what other people are also not to advert his family told him to say . a home to see his mother, and the front is the sentence: I know the truth. his mother a pale hurried out fifty dollars to a child, telling him: Do not tell your father that baby ah ah, mother holding flowers go to fifty dollars. where the child is also asked: Do not tell your mother ah! this child considering that this would make a luck, ah. he base a heap of opportunities. to see everyone that I know the truth. Results one day see them at home in front of post bureau messenger boy came up to their house is one: I know the truth. messenger heard tearful, said: good son, father hug! My name is Guo Degang, guess what I'm 126. Confucius said: cabbage are good for pigs to the arch 127. I did that wall, ah, face 20 years to, at all times all sides, a large rectangular .128. I stopped on the road The woman prepared to hike mugging, a laid-off workmen know thatthis is asked, getting more and more wretched, the last 129 I gave her five dollars. where falls where lie 130. I am not afraid of difficulties in my lexicon there is no difficulty ..... I do not have a dictionary word ... I have no word dictionary 131. I do not pot, a stew pot I would have your 132. cheerful about destroyed my teeth! 133. how breaking open the lock of the jail? Wotou 134. had an English name, the second Baldy 135. Bush has a secretary, called Wang Fugui children 136. I do not bully, bullying, I can not. call me corner out the lights at night people are, put bed, up the shutters, sit in front of the computer, playing two lines obtainable to eat three times. I'm not an artist, I can not revitalize the comic, it is a common reason of the world that comic, I was shaking at best, or the kind of mobile phones put on the table .137. monsters who live there wore Wu Dalang is to make money! 138. street hooligans to 139 jobs. steak to be half-mature, down across the board ~ popup ~ ~ splashed his face of blood containers on the cut 140. Mr. Please behave! We just sold themselves, not entertainer! 141. once Devon difficult to get a ticket agency, the audience in the punishment of ballots beneath the guidance of traffickers have proceeded to queue up for tickets 142. hooligan the martial masterpieces, who also fail to do so live. scientists home the martial arts, rogue can not prop back. 143. Thank God for my Luzhu, a Zhengyan Jing,toronto asian escort, who gave me away? 144. say one, to say the what? that some practical bar 145. I do not often see legal line (do not know who in the detriment) 146. in front of their home from a night soil collection conveyance had to go out too salty taste 147. two messages, a good newspaper, bad newspaper. you to hear first? 'bad'. The bad newspaper is: we have lost it! can only eat cow dung it! 'good news?' The good news: plenty of cow dung! 148. Who did not know Yu Qian, whoever 149 did not eat pork. crosstalk was Maili Qi said, I perspiration it all out, you see people do not sweat, that the Han people are reared 150. 卡拉是条狗, I jot, I plan to write Yu Qian was a pig. 151. say well would applaud. You see how good today, not .152 of a cheering. We all drove back to Beijing, and the teacher as he was higher than ours, we drove him, look down on us from a pedal bike back .153. OK! this aircraft It’s about time the big hair, but also with a shake made of glass !...... and expanding, not to report ...... Tianjin Charade no big made, all shift the United States went to the U.S. to take half a year ...... plus the more than 40,000 back to the oil .154. I want to perpetrate suicide, intended to bound, this jump I have studied with 20 F 2 F not the same as the 2nd floor is are not sold, the discrimination to the front of a pol.ice asked: how? you have not laugh? 郭德纲 disciples, including Heyun Wei, Cao Yun Jin, Yue Yunpeng, Kong Yunlong, Zhu Yunfeng, LUAN Yun-ping, in the smoke Ting (Yu Qian's son), Li Yunjie (comic studied under the Yang Jinming), Liu days (Liu days of adore 郭德纲for the teacher to learn is the storytelling, comic thanks to the Meng you as a teacher),shanghai massage, Guo Heming, Cao Heyang and so on. 郭德纲 dry son Tao Yang (Beijing opera wonder) is his tyro. Here we also see 郭德纲 as the comic industry master's strength .
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